Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@evie ...are any of these a myspace?
@evie ...follow-up question, what's a vine?
I suddenly feel very old
...the fuck is a "byte (app)"?
@noelle Yorkshire
it's the standard issue tea
maybe I'll have some earl grey when feeling fancy, which isn't often
@evie is it hiccups we cure by surpri BOO!
that help?
it's the year of the 
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in which a wigglytuff is negative about an aspect of american politics
@wigglytuffitout I suppose votes from conspiracy theorists and neo-nazis who listen to rogan count just the same as votes from reasonable people
I'd be in deep introspection at just what the fuck I'd said that makes people like that say they'd vote for me but I guess it's a good thing for getting elected
@tobi_o@bananachips.club lot of paperwork in that though
much better just to be an aquatic creature yourself
@Eldritch_Horrorgirl so when attacked or threatened it can just lose the tail in mid-flight and suddenly sir whatever gets flattened by a dragon tail?
@evie 
pettable sea bunny!
@kirby oh, also if you put them in the washing machine, fasten them around the belt loops on a pair of trousers, they don't get lost that way
@kirby ah yeah, they do seem to get dirty quick, although it's probably the same amount of dirt as other straps pick up and those just don't show as much
best thing to do is every couple of weeks take the strap off and chuck it in the washing machine, either that or clean it with dish soap and warm water if you don't happen to be putting a load in the machine
@kirby yeah, they do add a bit of height to a watch which can be annoying if it's a thick watch to begin with
super functional though
SEA BUNNY!
Jorunna Parva, tiny lil underwater sea slugs what are fluffy and look like smol buns
Sadly very poisonous so no pets
@auravulpes 
so the male ones are incubuses, the female ones are succubuses... I wonder what an enby fuck demon is called
and yes, I know they're more properly called G10 straps but take that up with the rest of the watch nerd community
it's only after faffing about for 10 minutes fitting a bracelet with teeny tiny annoying spring bars that won't go in the fucking lug that you truly appreciate how easy and accommodating nato straps are
the existence of the blahaj shark has done far more to ingratiate ikea to me than any amount of advertising spend ever could
@mavica if you ever need more robot validation just remember this
no organic being could possibly remember that
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
