Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

for reference ideal blood pressure is 12-16 kPa/8-10.6 kPa in far more commonly used units

damn weird how doctors measure blood pressure in millimetres of mercury

no wonder nobody understands blood pressure readings

@envgen denim dress

or;

jress

$ alias yeet="rm"

As @mavica is far too modest to plug this, I'm gonna

mavi's got a patreon!

https://www.patreon.com/maple_syrup

Proceeds fund computerfairi.es and all kinds of other cool stuff!

it's also got a kofi!

https://ko-fi.com/squirrel

@cypnk launching a possibly bad idea into the fray; wood gasifier

the reactor gets hot while you're running it so that's your heating sorted for some of the day and you could probably also store the wood gas for use later for heating/lighting/cooking

if you're burning the wood anyway why not burn it twice?

@wigglytuffitout I can only respect a man whose first reaction to seeing that the entire city of london is on fire is "shit, BURY THE CHEESE!"

@xenon @wigglytuffitout I'm now imaging your confusion as you walk past smoked haddock in the supermarket

throwback to the 2011 London riots where yes, looters did form orderly queues

@wigglytuffitout hm... although for masto it's more "BARREN OF FEMALE PRESENCE SO I BECAME THE FEMALE PRESENCE"

Huh, turns out something good has come out of Rolex limiting the supply of steel sports models

https://twitter.com/Lord_Sugar/status/1221049648372162560

Here's Lord Sugar, a billionaire, whinging on twitter that he can't swing a Rolex GMT-Master II BLNR from his local dealer

just saw the comments on an article about mixing tobacco with cannabis increasing THC availability

all these USAians piping up with "what? who'd do that? I've never seen anyone do that!"

are these people just smoking plain cannabis joints all the time? just how much fucking money did they have as teenagers to be able to afford that?

@dumpling@octodon.social this is primarily text-based, that I keep up with

anything with these newfangled moving pictures though, not a clue

I've apparently missed a lot of stuff happening in the field of visual social media