Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Nine

Bloke in quarantine for possible coronavirus has priorities in check

“The teacher said a nurse, who was wearing a face mask and not a full hazmat suit, brought him a sandwich and some custard cream biscuits. ‘I hadn’t had a custard cream in four years so that was a nice treat.’ “

@mavica I've never had creamed corn but I'm imagining a like, milk but slightly thicker consistency

@mavica OH! It's got actual milk in it! That makes a lot more sense!

I thought it was just corn juice with sugar or something, I retract my previous statements RE: corn milk

@mavica just how does one milk a corn anyway?

@mavica best computer

all beepy and good

sword gf

or;

baeblade

@douglasfur MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

@douglasfur ...shit, they are aren't they?

cyber shanties should be a thing

like sea shanties, but very online

everybody knows

badger loves MASHED POTATOES!

"brexit day" and 2 cases of coronavirus are confirmed in the UK

...that's gotta be an omen hasn't it?

@mavica I think opendns is still good, can't remember hearing anything bad about it anyway