Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@PHBS but the fire is so delightfu... SHIT! THAT ISN'T MEANT TO BE ON FIRE! GET THE EXTINGUISHERS!

@sylveon @seb I was thinking more like cantennas and other DIY options than off-the-shelf solutions

IP over Avian Carriers update that adds support for rockets

puttin' ICMP requests on ur ICBM

@sylveon @seb long range wireless would make things like that easier, that way you wouldn't have to get everyone on board, just a few people in geographically advantageous positions

or use IP over trebuchet

@PHBS hey welcome!

horror story idea: the untitled goose is loose on the ISS

@Jo ...ah, of course

@Jo physical notebook for the passwords

not best practice, but their threat model probably doesn't include people breaking and entering to get access to their facebook account

@typhlosion funnily enough that's basically how this worked

On board it had a 4-bit CPU, 2K of RAM, and 7.5K of ROM, putting it in the UC-2200 dock let it use a Z80, 4K of RAM, and 26K of ROM

I'd be a lot more interested in smartwatches if they were like this, the Seiko UC-2000

It was released in 1984 and was a digital watch with memo function that could be put in a dock to turn it into a reasonably well-featured microcomputer

Imagine being able to wear your PC on your wrist and just plop it into a dock when you wanted more functionality, that'd be cool

Interesting thing from MeisterSinger, the Astroscope

Really neat way of showing the day on it, best explained by monochrome here https://monochrome-watches.com/2020-meistersinger-astroscope-review-price/

@mavica soff and fuzzy bot!

"Plymouth man denies attack with seagull"

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-devon-51013458

"A man has denied wielding a seagull in a fight with a cafe customer."

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL LADDER!

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Whoever came up with the phrase "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" is obviously unfamiliar with the Trojan War

@InspectorCaracal The only real colours are those laid out in the HTML 4.01 spec

Yep, only 16 of them