Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@shutsumon I know there's more risk to the workers than usual in the current climate but sacrifices must be made

@GwenfarsGarden had to be done

I see they're getting ready to set stonehenge forward an hour for british summer time

WHO WOULD WIN?

hundreds of years of swiss watchmaking tradition

- OR -

smol buzzy quartz bois

@mavica tüb

I know I've said this before but H P Baxxter looks disconcertingly similar to John Barrowman

apologies to those working in NHS sexual health clinics for whom giving them the clap brings back unwanted memories

a small bit of my brain keeps reading acnh as assassin's creed new horizons and imagining Isabelle leaping from a rooftop to stab Tom Nook

@mavica lots of little usb battery packs in your handbag to hand out for snacks

@mavica the commodore is keeping up with you

run faster

you must run away from the commodore

it has a knife!

@mavica @jk best soundtrack to seeing sheep

@mavica I want mavi in my village

@wigglytuffitout it's literally just a tube

music is just wibbly air, and it takes less energy to make the smaller amount of air in the tube wibbly than it would to make all the air in the room wibbly

🦔

@mavica BOING BOING BOING

@mavica aaaaaaaa

@DeltaFlood unfortunately the other side of the family got that

we've been considering getting our own to pass down

@evie april 20th eh?

@tom I'm aware of the definition of the word "degloving" which is why I avoid them (no, you don't want to know, don't look it up)

But so long as you take them off before you wash your hands and put them back on after it should be fine