Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I had to go out to get some things and I didn't see one person wearing spiked leather

Nor did I see any heavily customised cars with lots of chrome

I'm beginning to think mad max lied to me

I am very disappointed

@halcy @jk why limit yourself to land? you could be in the sea! or in space!

@jk they actually all have greenscreens and all chose the same genre of stock image for their backgrounds

@mavica those toots are the best bun!

obviously wash your hands before and after as well

healing crystals are actually very effective at stopping you from catching coronavirus providing you lob them at anyone trying to get within 2 metres of you

@ActNebbish someone tells lovecraft that there's wavelengths of light outside of what we can see

lovecraft: OH FUCK FUCK FUCK

*writes the color out of space*

tired: oats

wired: goats

@mavica I have always found the design of those apeeling

@jk technically all of them if you count "mmm, yummy" as a mild psychoactive effect

@m1st meow meow! blub

@m1st ah, that kind of weird

still, meow meow meow meow meow

@m1st oh that does sound weird

uncomfy weird or just odd weird?

@m1st been a while, how is the kitty?

@m1st hi mist!