Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

got a pack of mini eggs here (the chocolate kind, not tiny bird eggs) and it says the serving size is "4 eggs"

fuck off is it

we all know that entire bag is disappearing in one sitting

@TonicBH I wasn't aware there was such a thing as too many of those

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they're not very good at this social distancing thing

Ooh, neat

New version of the Montblanc 1858 Geosphere in blue

One of the very few world time watches that acknowledges the southern hemisphere exists

Seriously, that's one of my pet peeves, on like 95% of world time watches they don't bother displaying the southern hemisphere and it annoys the crap out of me

let they who have no bad takes toot the first meta

It's well known that Proudhon would only drink herbal tisanes

Because proper tea is theft

@mavica treat yo' self

@InspectorCaracal I see it as a case of "Evil will always triumph because Good is dumb" - Dark Helmet

The Jedi are in a really good place, the Sith are thought to be destroyed, and then this kid comes along who is prophesied to "bring balance to the force"

hey jedi council, maybe DON'T TRAIN THE KID IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THE DARK SIDE SHOW UP AGAIN

@sydneyfalk to the renaissance faire!

@a_breakin_glass pretty sure me mate brynn's from that neck of the woods

@Siphonay@octodon.social @Nine the feathers are heavier

you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds

Huh, TIL the Avesta, the Zoroastrian holy scriptures, specifically calls out hedgehogs as being good

@mavica that sounds like a cool road trip around the Mediterranean

@mavica I'm just waiting to hear aeiou aeiou john madden

@mavica ooh, neat

good ol' autohotkey

I've just seen a picture of that french guy that did that hydroxychoroquine "study" and oh my god he looks exactly like you'd expect him to

@jk also brewdog are bastards for not paying for marketing ideas