Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@vantablack probably so many that if you just used the money you would spend on bullets you could fund it personally

@wigglytuffitout @noelle eh, this kind of shit just seems to happen at the drop of a hat

don't worry too much about it

@mavica @noelle I'll use me siphon to propel me

jet powered glocktopus

@noelle right, which motherfuckers do I have to point these at

(image cw: guns)

@penguin42 you could well be right there, especially the underside looks right for that

entomologists, anyone know what this friend is?

spotted in south west england, wingspan of about 5ish cm

🦔

smol

"I wanna play a lawful good drow"

🎶 breaking the lore, breaking the lore
breaking the lore, breaking the lore
breaking the lore, breaking the lore
breaking the lore, breaking the loooooorrrreee 🎶

Although if I spec into social justice barbarian I only need the sword

Maybe social justice wizard, then I only need a stick

I should get a sword

All these people calling me a social justice warrior and I don't even have a sword

I should get one

Maybe some plate armour as well

@vantablack probably a good idea

for a start covid-19 can survive on surfaces for up to 72 hours and I don't know what the shipping's like where you are

also dyes can transfer to facey bits sometimes if you don't wash it properly before using it, don't know if they've done that or not

don't tell the yanks but apple pie was actually invented by us brits

@m1st YOU WANT THE TOOTH?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!

everyone: aaaaaaaaa

so, I guess in future zombie movies we'll see a load of people deemed "essential workers" having to go to work during the apocalypse

@mavica oh damn, that sucks

SOMEONE SELL MAVI A BNIB DOT MATRIX PRINTER FOR CHEAP!

@mavica

@jk I've heard from esteemed scholars violent j and shaggy 2 dope that magnets are miracles

So the big take away from this whole tiger king thing is that twitter people will happily say "eat the rich" but as soon as a woman allegedly feeds her millionaire husband to some tigers they lose their goddamn minds