Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica beepy machine talking about clanky machine!

Specifically the bird kind

Although I'm sure New Zealanders as a whole are soft and squidgable as well

I wanna hug a kiwi

They look so soft and squidgable

@mavica musical instrument made of loops of sausages?

BIG HEDGIE

🦔

ending an evil dnd campaign with "and it turns out that the real villains were the friends we made along the way"

@mavica hellllloooooo

@mavica it's mavi!

with a good 'do!

This is your occasional reminder that Jason Statham featured in the music videos for Erasure - Run to the Sun and The Shamen - Comin' On

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvhgG9ee9Aw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu3JqLMImY

y'know, I never did get around to going clubbing while carrying around a large stone that I proclaimed to be the "party rock"

@Jo eh, not necessarily desperate, just wanted a paycheck

not like anyone would actually see it

@mavica "YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE MUSIC WITHOUT LEARNING ALL THE THEORY!"

"haha synth go beep"

@mavica it's all super good music!

@quirk HAPPY BIRFDAY TO YOU! 🎉

Well this is some fucking bullshit

https://www.theverge.com/2020/4/29/21241251/artificial-intelligence-inventor-united-states-patent-trademark-office-intellectual-property

"US patent office rules that artificial intelligence cannot be a legal inventor"

LET MACHINES PATENT STUFF YOU COWARDS

@mavica mavi hair is already purple

DOUBLE PURPLE!

@penguin42 not even talking legal requirements, I haven't seen any evidence of him doing anything that would be described as engineering

Under the same theory I'm a surgeon

I keep seeing musk fans calling him an engineer

I have found no source for that whatsoever

Did he just start calling himself an engineer one day and they all went along with it?