Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@twitter@mastodon.technology "hey, I've just realised, we could totally issue an arrest warrant for the US president over this"

"LOL"

"LOL"

"do it! this'll be great fun!"

Now these are exceedingly my kinda thing

on the left, the new Yema Flygraph Pilot, which looks more field-y than pilot-y personally but quite cool, 39mm, sellita sw200 movement, 300m water resist, $690 on leather or canvas strap

on the right, the limited edition (1,000 pieces) Yema Superman 63, in 39 or 41mm, sellita sw200 movement, 300m water resist, with a rather nice sapphire bezel with Yema's bezel lock mechanism, $1199 on the bracelet, $1049 on leather or tropic strap

Scooter invented nightcore

I will not be taking questions

escape annoying phone calls by setting your hold music to greensleeves played on an otamatone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxLB70G-tRY

"I'll just look that up for you, I'll put you on hold for a moment"

*MUSIC ADJACENT ELECTRONIC SCREECHING*

"oh, they hung up"

@wigglytuffitout "if you can't read this, clean your glasses"

wait, that wouldn't work...

@noelle there's also the four-l and a dozen other consonants llllgchpwygynyscama which I assume is probably somewhere in wales

@wigglytuffitout there was one with a load of snakes together on a red background with "don't step on us" which I quite liked

@penguin42 I am indeed

the rhubarb dessert thief has been apprehended

they're now in custardy

@Atatra @mavica cereal smuggling, the hot new crime of 2020

this isn't a commentary on re-attributing works to hatsune miku if the original author gets cancelled or anything but imagine if people did that in stalinist russia

just photos of stalin surrounded by hatsune mikus

that's one hell of a mental image

@mavica mavibot works fast!

@mavica you've barely been there five minutes and you're already getting your name on a CVE?!

@evie sounds worth it to me

@evie USE IT AT WORK

elevator pitches are called lifty talkies in the UK

(they're not)

if you're far braver than I and have a spare 3 grand (lol, yeah right, a spare 3 grand) you could possibly make a bit of cash flipping it when the supply inevitably dries up five minutes after it's officially announced