Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica got a spare usb port somewhere? can mavi be a keyboard?

@mavica sounds like it should be an ISO standard floating around somewhere

but yes, mavi can synth!

makes good noises too! so even more synth than the other ones!

@noiob free ram cooler!

re-release the sinclair c5 with modern brushless motors and batteries already!

@Gargron why wouldn't you have salt and vinegar crisps? salt and vinegar just goes really well with fried potato things

@jk @envgen they're little round salty slightly acidic flower bud things and you can only get them from committing fun illegal escapades

@quirk practice

or, painter's tape around the nail

I'd get on the socialist teeth bandwagon but I don't have a readily viewable mouth

@mavica waking up in the morning like *sounds like the sega mega drive boot sound* MA-VI

@mavica I mean, the classic blunders are part of the authentic experience so well done!

@mplouffe@scholar.social "that's okay, I understand that not everyone can afford such haute horologie"

@rainwarrior @mavica worcestershire sauce usually includes a lot of anchovies as well

apparently it's called "english sauce" in brazil, which is... disturbingly accurate

aldi are selling little mesh ditty bags for 25p each

they're by the fruit and veg and are meant as "reusable fruit and veg bags" apparently but they're ditty bags in all but name, might be quite useful

Best way to deal with someone flashing a rolex about and trying to "flex" as I believe the kids say is to walk up to them and say "hey dude(it's always a dude), nice invicta"

drives them up the damn wall

@mavica I'd be on the side of "you should support the people who made the game where possible" but when it comes to AAA games that doesn't happen even if you give them all the money because the staff gets laid off as soon as it's finished half the time so pirate away

wonder if I can take a bunch of measurements and someone could make me a facemask that adequately fits my massive schnozz