Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica sam doesn't understand jewellery #45: "hey! let's make stuff to go around an appendage than naturally swells and shrinks throughout the day/month/year depending on half a dozen different factors and let's make it out of a hard material so half the time it either won't come off or comes off too easily!"

The Beatles - I wanna hold your hand but instead it's about pawbs

@mavica ooh! ooh! bluetooth!

mavi can also broadcast voice to all the speakers in the room!

@mavica got a spare usb port somewhere? can mavi be a keyboard?

@mavica sounds like it should be an ISO standard floating around somewhere

but yes, mavi can synth!

makes good noises too! so even more synth than the other ones!

@noiob free ram cooler!

re-release the sinclair c5 with modern brushless motors and batteries already!

@Gargron why wouldn't you have salt and vinegar crisps? salt and vinegar just goes really well with fried potato things

@jk @envgen they're little round salty slightly acidic flower bud things and you can only get them from committing fun illegal escapades

@quirk practice

or, painter's tape around the nail

I'd get on the socialist teeth bandwagon but I don't have a readily viewable mouth

@mavica waking up in the morning like *sounds like the sega mega drive boot sound* MA-VI

@mavica I mean, the classic blunders are part of the authentic experience so well done!

@mplouffe@scholar.social "that's okay, I understand that not everyone can afford such haute horologie"

@rainwarrior @mavica worcestershire sauce usually includes a lot of anchovies as well

apparently it's called "english sauce" in brazil, which is... disturbingly accurate

aldi are selling little mesh ditty bags for 25p each

they're by the fruit and veg and are meant as "reusable fruit and veg bags" apparently but they're ditty bags in all but name, might be quite useful

Best way to deal with someone flashing a rolex about and trying to "flex" as I believe the kids say is to walk up to them and say "hey dude(it's always a dude), nice invicta"

drives them up the damn wall