Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

you can tell all the eve vets by the fact that we're all going "fuckin' Jita" right now

I mean really, I used to see more interesting stuff in Jita local

yeah this may have been somewhat profitable but only using it for a bitcoin doubler scam shows a distinct lack of creativity

@kai @bhtooefr @venko okay yes at one point I was rocking platforms like that (but in boot form with a bunch of metal) but I think that's unrelated

@evie ...maybe give them a chocolate bar?

lukewarm chocolate?

@mavica YES!

give me something like that!

with a minidisc thing in it too!

I mean, look at this bullshit, it's a lenovo thinkpad something something and they put a proprietary port on the side for connecting a special ethernet adapter

JUST MAKE IT A FEW MIL THICKER AND PUT A PROPER PORT ON THERE YOU BASTARDS

sod this really thin laptops trend, I want like, two ethernet interfaces, 6 USB ports, RS232, a headphone jack, expresscard, smartcard, maybe something to read vhs tapes

@mavica i'm octopus, we're not good at hair

@mavica my ideas shall continue to get worse

@mavica chelsea fringe! which is basically a reverse mullet!

@mavica ooh, ooh, mullet!

short at the front for the short hair, long at the back for the long hair!

@mavica long blue hair maybe?

@mavica huh, neat

@mavica think google did as well

@mavica sloppy coding, also incredibly hard to patch out

all this talking about flags and we haven't claimed a single landmass yet

what are we even doing?