Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

ooh, timex just quietly dropped this:

https://www.timex.co.uk/mk1-mechanical-36mm-fabric-strap-watch/MK1-Mechanical-36mm-Fabric-Strap-Watch.html?dwvar_MK1-Mechanical-36mm-Fabric-Strap-Watch_color=Stainless-Steel-Green&cgid=mk1#start=1

36mm mechanical, camper-style dial, green

looks pretty neat for £160, be interesting to see how it compares to the Hamilton Khaki Field

@mavica also: PAWBS!

@mavica *hatsune miku phone

@Waces to be honest I trust the chinese spyware a bit more at the moment

at least you know they're competent

it's not like all your data is going to get accidentally tweeted by the chinese head of state

@suetanvil@mastodon.technology I was tempted to save the wu-tang LAN for a separate network with parental controls

'cause Wu-Tang is for the children

@Nine I didn't come up with it first either, go ahead

my sister: there's also "wu-tang LAN"
me: ...also mine, yes

my sister: hey, what's the wifi password?
me: it's <hunter2>, the network name is...
my sister: I saw the name "5gDeathRay" and assumed it was yours
me: ...yes

wondering how long it'll take @mavica to branch over from photo development to photolithography for fabbing ICs

@cypnk I have to say you're putting way more thought and effort into designing this than I assume any shed/hut/cabin maker has done historically

@revolverocelot @wigglytuffitout

a ferengi's favourite desert is profit-eroles

@mavica think that's Invicta's corporate slogan

I... no

https://www.invictawatch.com/collection/sponge-bob

I'm almost getting concerned, all these people yelling about how "I can't breathe wearing a facemask!" and I'm just walking about with one utterly fine (apart from the fact that my glasses keep slipping down my face now, I should work out something to fix that)

is my mask defective or something because I can breathe without problem? I'm beginning to question it as previously I hadn't considered the fact that people could actually be so goddamned whiny about wearing basic ppe

@jk ring ring ring ring ring ring ring it's a binatone

@mavica oh god yeah, that was not good at all

and they played it for laughs as well, just no, not okay

@mavica oh I hadn't even thought of that

I was thinking like, over a week or something

@mavica current UK prices 1,000 chicken nuggets would be £229.50

...I wanna see this

send any amount of bitcoin to the following address and I'll double it!

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i don't know how bitcoin works, you can send them in the post right?