Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica @noelle "it's only a small change! it'll be fine!" *sound of servers spinning down*

I've just realised that I've used the phrase "looks like" or "resembles" in a couple of image alt texts

that's... probably less useful than it could have been in retrospect

oh look, it's @cypnk but in moth caterpillar form!

has anyone started selling facemasks with little screens on yet?

could display like smiley mouth, angry mouth, socialist teeth, etc.

@sydneyfalk we have, but then additional people become full of shit

the scene in the john wick films that gets picked apart most is the one in the subway where wick and what's his face plink at each other with suppressed pistols and nobody bats an eye

"it's so unrealistic! suppressors don't work that way!" they say

people do though

in a world with super well trained assassins taking each other out here there and everywhere shit like that must happen all the time

all the people there are just thinking "fuckin' tuesdays" and ignoring it

@mavica *takes heatsink off processor* give it 2 minutes

@mavica obviously 5 minutes after you've cleared it you'll think of something you've missed but I can't think of anything else

@mavica oh yeah, good idea

I think you've got everything covered

@mavica I'd keep it in a drawer for 6 months before slagging it, there's always something that comes up

@mavica contacts, photos, text messages would be what I look for, nothing else springs to mind

@InspectorCaracal @wigglytuffitout my hedgehogs are sewing little tiny red flags as we speak

@wigglytuffitout it me

I've been training smol critters to attack fascists

@InspectorCaracal @wigglytuffitout idiocracy reference

in the film people were watering crops with brawndo (a sports energy drink) instead of water because it "has what plants crave", it didn't work well

@DarkWitchClaire because cryptids should be hugged, not fought

and on the opposite side of the price spectrum, these are exceedingly my shit

the Grand Seiko SBGE253, 255, and 257

40.5mm case, ceramic bezel, spring drive GMT

https://monochrome-watches.com/grand-seiko-sport-gmt-spring-drive-sbge253-sbge255-sbge257-review-price/

specifically the black one if anyone happens to want to send me a lovely christmas present (yeah, like any of us can afford that)