Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@InspectorCaracal @wigglytuffitout idiocracy reference

in the film people were watering crops with brawndo (a sports energy drink) instead of water because it "has what plants crave", it didn't work well

@DarkWitchClaire because cryptids should be hugged, not fought

and on the opposite side of the price spectrum, these are exceedingly my shit

the Grand Seiko SBGE253, 255, and 257

40.5mm case, ceramic bezel, spring drive GMT

https://monochrome-watches.com/grand-seiko-sport-gmt-spring-drive-sbge253-sbge255-sbge257-review-price/

specifically the black one if anyone happens to want to send me a lovely christmas present (yeah, like any of us can afford that)

ooh, timex just quietly dropped this:

https://www.timex.co.uk/mk1-mechanical-36mm-fabric-strap-watch/MK1-Mechanical-36mm-Fabric-Strap-Watch.html?dwvar_MK1-Mechanical-36mm-Fabric-Strap-Watch_color=Stainless-Steel-Green&cgid=mk1#start=1

36mm mechanical, camper-style dial, green

looks pretty neat for £160, be interesting to see how it compares to the Hamilton Khaki Field

@mavica also: PAWBS!

@mavica *hatsune miku phone

@Waces to be honest I trust the chinese spyware a bit more at the moment

at least you know they're competent

it's not like all your data is going to get accidentally tweeted by the chinese head of state

@suetanvil@mastodon.technology I was tempted to save the wu-tang LAN for a separate network with parental controls

'cause Wu-Tang is for the children

@Nine I didn't come up with it first either, go ahead

my sister: there's also "wu-tang LAN"
me: ...also mine, yes

my sister: hey, what's the wifi password?
me: it's <hunter2>, the network name is...
my sister: I saw the name "5gDeathRay" and assumed it was yours
me: ...yes

wondering how long it'll take @mavica to branch over from photo development to photolithography for fabbing ICs

@cypnk I have to say you're putting way more thought and effort into designing this than I assume any shed/hut/cabin maker has done historically

@revolverocelot @wigglytuffitout

a ferengi's favourite desert is profit-eroles

@mavica think that's Invicta's corporate slogan

I... no

https://www.invictawatch.com/collection/sponge-bob

I'm almost getting concerned, all these people yelling about how "I can't breathe wearing a facemask!" and I'm just walking about with one utterly fine (apart from the fact that my glasses keep slipping down my face now, I should work out something to fix that)

is my mask defective or something because I can breathe without problem? I'm beginning to question it as previously I hadn't considered the fact that people could actually be so goddamned whiny about wearing basic ppe

@jk ring ring ring ring ring ring ring it's a binatone

@mavica oh god yeah, that was not good at all

and they played it for laughs as well, just no, not okay