Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica *takes heatsink off processor* give it 2 minutes

@mavica obviously 5 minutes after you've cleared it you'll think of something you've missed but I can't think of anything else

@mavica oh yeah, good idea

I think you've got everything covered

@mavica I'd keep it in a drawer for 6 months before slagging it, there's always something that comes up

@mavica contacts, photos, text messages would be what I look for, nothing else springs to mind

@InspectorCaracal @wigglytuffitout my hedgehogs are sewing little tiny red flags as we speak

@wigglytuffitout it me

I've been training smol critters to attack fascists

@InspectorCaracal @wigglytuffitout idiocracy reference

in the film people were watering crops with brawndo (a sports energy drink) instead of water because it "has what plants crave", it didn't work well

@DarkWitchClaire because cryptids should be hugged, not fought

and on the opposite side of the price spectrum, these are exceedingly my shit

the Grand Seiko SBGE253, 255, and 257

40.5mm case, ceramic bezel, spring drive GMT

https://monochrome-watches.com/grand-seiko-sport-gmt-spring-drive-sbge253-sbge255-sbge257-review-price/

specifically the black one if anyone happens to want to send me a lovely christmas present (yeah, like any of us can afford that)

ooh, timex just quietly dropped this:

https://www.timex.co.uk/mk1-mechanical-36mm-fabric-strap-watch/MK1-Mechanical-36mm-Fabric-Strap-Watch.html?dwvar_MK1-Mechanical-36mm-Fabric-Strap-Watch_color=Stainless-Steel-Green&cgid=mk1#start=1

36mm mechanical, camper-style dial, green

looks pretty neat for £160, be interesting to see how it compares to the Hamilton Khaki Field

@mavica also: PAWBS!

@mavica *hatsune miku phone

@Waces to be honest I trust the chinese spyware a bit more at the moment

at least you know they're competent

it's not like all your data is going to get accidentally tweeted by the chinese head of state

@suetanvil@mastodon.technology I was tempted to save the wu-tang LAN for a separate network with parental controls

'cause Wu-Tang is for the children

@Nine I didn't come up with it first either, go ahead

my sister: there's also "wu-tang LAN"
me: ...also mine, yes

my sister: hey, what's the wifi password?
me: it's <hunter2>, the network name is...
my sister: I saw the name "5gDeathRay" and assumed it was yours
me: ...yes