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@mavica I was just "I'm sure this is a silly idea. TOOT" but thinking about it that could look awesome

:thaenkin: logos and slogans spray painted on ponchos

while usually the poncho would fold around you and conceal parts of the design you could reach your arms out to display it fully

yes, this is basically t-posing to assert your dominance but now you're also a flag

That thing about masks 

@cypnk I'm just slightly annoyed that the masks everyone is currently wearing are so goddamned boring

like, all of them are plain black or white around here so if I want to wear something fun it'd be immediately identifiable

"are they wearing a cool mask?"
"yep"
"probably sam then, their address is on a post-it in the car"

@mavica nope

nope

refuse to believe that

like 6 years at most

it's still 2010

oh god damnit Ball Watch Co.

They've released a special edition of the Engineer III Marvelight

It's got a special dial with rainbow coloured tritium lume!

It's going to look gloriously homosexual!

$300 from each sale is going to covid-19 relief efforts!

The covid-19 relief bit is being handled by the salvation fucking army

You were so fucking close to greatness Ball, and you went and fucking ruined it

:thinkhappy: rfc for an ICMP BOOP control message for booping ur robot friends

probably best not to throw eggs, milk, and flour at a politician

you'd be done for assault and batter-y

@softgoat ah, with that bloke it's not "disposable income", it's "operating budget"

@softgoat sadly the gadgets scale up in price above disposable income

@mavica a godzilla simulator where you can be giant mavi wandering around downtown tokyo apologising for knocking down various buildings sounds like a thing that should exist

I really want to hear the story of someone who responded to "reverse a linked list" with bogosort and how it ended up

@InspectorCaracal @wigglytuffitout GIANT BEES!

*sound of a chinook taking off* ah yeah, there's a beehive at the bottom of the garden

@wigglytuffitout LOOK AT HIS BIG OL PAWBS! WITH GIANT SHARP CLAWS! WANNA HUG THE PAWBS

@wigglytuffitout @revolverocelot if my stereotypes about russian cuisine are anything to go by you don't replace the mayo, just fortify it with vodka

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