Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@revolverocelot most common are the "british big cats", pretty much every bit of the country with wide open landscape has stories of some sort of lynx or puma or other big cat stalking around (see: beast of bodmin, beast of exmoor)

stories of "black dogs" or hellhounds are fairly common

forest of dean apparently has giant boars the size of cows wandering about

@mavica I was just "I'm sure this is a silly idea. TOOT" but thinking about it that could look awesome

logos and slogans spray painted on ponchos

while usually the poncho would fold around you and conceal parts of the design you could reach your arms out to display it fully

yes, this is basically t-posing to assert your dominance but now you're also a flag

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@cypnk I'm just slightly annoyed that the masks everyone is currently wearing are so goddamned boring

like, all of them are plain black or white around here so if I want to wear something fun it'd be immediately identifiable

"are they wearing a cool mask?"
"yep"
"probably sam then, their address is on a post-it in the car"

@mavica nope

nope

refuse to believe that

like 6 years at most

it's still 2010

oh god damnit Ball Watch Co.

They've released a special edition of the Engineer III Marvelight

It's got a special dial with rainbow coloured tritium lume!

It's going to look gloriously homosexual!

$300 from each sale is going to covid-19 relief efforts!

The covid-19 relief bit is being handled by the salvation fucking army

You were so fucking close to greatness Ball, and you went and fucking ruined it

rfc for an ICMP BOOP control message for booping ur robot friends

@mavica MAVICA IS ONLINE!

@mavica ping mavica

probably best not to throw eggs, milk, and flour at a politician

you'd be done for assault and batter-y

@mavica a godzilla simulator where you can be giant mavi wandering around downtown tokyo apologising for knocking down various buildings sounds like a thing that should exist

I really want to hear the story of someone who responded to "reverse a linked list" with bogosort and how it ended up

@revolverocelot ellie's a damn good admin

also a lovely person

@wigglytuffitout @revolverocelot if my stereotypes about russian cuisine are anything to go by you don't replace the mayo, just fortify it with vodka