Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@ekaitz_zarraga oh come now, you should know full well that all teapots are british

@ekaitz_zarraga I'm a brit, I'm well aware of David Cameron's porcine proclivities

@ekaitz_zarraga oh no, Jimmy Carter, while president of the united states of america, was attacked in a naval action by a rabbit

The Jimmy Carter Rabbit Incident

@mavica wait, is there a non-furry mastodon?

I seem to have missed that

my mouth waters any time I hear someone mention meringue-based desserts

it's a pavlova-ian response

@mavica

@mavica "im in ur pc! storing ur files! "

@mavica I'm imagining it looks like an excited bunny leaping out of the usb port when in use

@mavica I love it!

@mavica is that a bunny in a bear mug?

@revolverocelot most common are the "british big cats", pretty much every bit of the country with wide open landscape has stories of some sort of lynx or puma or other big cat stalking around (see: beast of bodmin, beast of exmoor)

stories of "black dogs" or hellhounds are fairly common

forest of dean apparently has giant boars the size of cows wandering about

@mavica I was just "I'm sure this is a silly idea. TOOT" but thinking about it that could look awesome

logos and slogans spray painted on ponchos

while usually the poncho would fold around you and conceal parts of the design you could reach your arms out to display it fully

yes, this is basically t-posing to assert your dominance but now you're also a flag

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