Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@cypnk I'm just slightly annoyed that the masks everyone is currently wearing are so goddamned boring

like, all of them are plain black or white around here so if I want to wear something fun it'd be immediately identifiable

"are they wearing a cool mask?"
"yep"
"probably sam then, their address is on a post-it in the car"

@mavica nope

nope

refuse to believe that

like 6 years at most

it's still 2010

oh god damnit Ball Watch Co.

They've released a special edition of the Engineer III Marvelight

It's got a special dial with rainbow coloured tritium lume!

It's going to look gloriously homosexual!

$300 from each sale is going to covid-19 relief efforts!

The covid-19 relief bit is being handled by the salvation fucking army

You were so fucking close to greatness Ball, and you went and fucking ruined it

rfc for an ICMP BOOP control message for booping ur robot friends

@mavica MAVICA IS ONLINE!

@mavica ping mavica

probably best not to throw eggs, milk, and flour at a politician

you'd be done for assault and batter-y

@mavica a godzilla simulator where you can be giant mavi wandering around downtown tokyo apologising for knocking down various buildings sounds like a thing that should exist

I really want to hear the story of someone who responded to "reverse a linked list" with bogosort and how it ended up

@revolverocelot ellie's a damn good admin

also a lovely person

@wigglytuffitout @revolverocelot if my stereotypes about russian cuisine are anything to go by you don't replace the mayo, just fortify it with vodka

@mavica come on computer! be good for mavi!

@er1n I remember hearing that the reason it's called the ampersand is because of reciting the alphabet in schools

it used to be part of the alphabet as just "and" and it was at the end of the alphabet

as "x, y, z, and and" sounds weird they decided to go for "x, y, z, and by itself and"

'course because schools they did it in latin so "x, y, z, and per se and"

ended up getting corrupted into ampersand

Batman, holding a bat-razor and lathering up Mrs. Kent: thinking about it, I may have misheard superman...

@wigglytuffitout how the hell did she get through med school?