Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Nine the vengabus

IS COMING

who came up with the idea of adding salt to food anyway?

"we should put some of that rock on our dinner"

"you what mate?"

"mmm, tasty rock"

@mavica ZWJ

those past couple of toots I made were so bad they were literally freezing up my phone

@mavica 🧡

@mavica "look at all the cargo I can fit in my ebussy"

@mavica "wanna ride? just climb into my ebussy"

if you put a G10 on a Vostok it's called a Warsaw Pact strap

I just saw someone refer to a badge wearing all the multicam and brandishing a shotgun as "duck dynasty cosplay" and I can't even

@twitter@mastodon.technology I mean, I know it's a custom order what with the eight arms but still, I've been waiting ages

@twitter@mastodon.technology still waiting for mine in the post

@stolas@elekk.xyz I was disappointed that "skeleton meta" wasn't about the upcoming skeleton war

@cypnk @cathal@octodon.social looking at "preppers" is a really interesting insight about what right-wing philosophy really boils down to

you've got them going "hide from other people, fight the other people, they want your stuff, hoard all the stuff, gotta have all the stuff and protect against people who want stuff"

and here on the left we're all "oh, people? nice! maybe we can help each other out and share interesting stuff and information!"

@mavica

@mavica must have been thinking too hard about stuff, heatsinks couldn't keep up