Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@wigglytuffitout @Vordus on the other hand, more monarchs dying means more 3-day weekends

my mother: isn't weird when you eat mushrooms and your mouth goes all tingly

us: ...you what?

my mother: some mushrooms, they make your mouth go all tingly and pins and needles-y and really uncomfortable don't they? not all of them, just some of them

me: ...okay, so today we learned you're allergic to some mushrooms

Under UK law all sturgeon found in UK waters belong to the queen

Which is why the leader of the Scottish National Party avoids going swimming

putting cheese on a burger is like, the final insult to a cow

@Atatra screw the thermite, I think we need to break out the chlorine trifluoride

@mavica it does get worse the more you look at it

oh god no

@mavica ah crap, hope it doesn't turn out to be anything serious

*starts banging on a cowbell*

probably not gonna help but it might

@Nine I remember something about prospective hydrogen fuel cell tech, they were imagining a suitcase-sized box that you'd use to power your car, or your tiny house, or whatever and you could carry it around, plug it into whatever you wanted to power, and refill it

it was some sort of tomorrow's world crap but it sounds like a lovely idea

@Nine we can! I've got a lovely pile of rechargeable AA batteries

you can even get some that are rechargeable over USB, they just have a little port on the side you plug a cable into

@Nine I prefer separate batteries

with the integrated ones you can't take spare leccy from one thing and put it in another

MOVIE NIGHT

We're watching UHF on the computerfairi.es discord in like, 10ish minutes from this toot!

https://discord.gg/cwn6byK

@Nine C: you're planning an assassination of one of the aforementioned rich fucks, you get hired as the musical entertainment for the night, and the security fails to remember that the "orchestral cannons" you brought in for playing the 1812 overture are, in fact, actual cannons

@wigglytuffitout crested gecko checking in

onlysans

orks who have heard that camouflage is effective and consists of painting foliage designs on your kit but they haven't quite thought it through and end up driving around with giant colourful daisies stencilled on everything

being orks this still somehow works

@mavica yay timezone math!