Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica

@mavica very tidy

@julianruf I'm waiting for the nightcore remix

Oooh, limited edition Sinn

The Sinn U1 DE

Limited edition of 300 for the 30th anniversary of the reunification of Germany

Black hard coating on top of TEGIMENT, red dial and bezel accents, gold seconds hand (after the colours of the German flag)

https://www.sinn.de/en/Modell/U1_DE.htm

@RowanBerry the baz luhrmann romeo and juliet had that

capulet saying "give me my longsword, ho!" and it panning to a shotgun

me: I'm sure 2020 can't confuse me much more

a bunch of french watchmakers carrying eggs: bonjour

@mavica @revolverocelot nor have I come to think about it

like, I've cooked stuff that involved egg but never cooked an egg on its own

@revolverocelot @mavica well yeah, so would I

Sometimes I feel like I've got a reasonable grip on reality but then something like this comes along and completely throws me

It's a twelve hundred euro watch specially created for timing eggs for egg mayonnaise

They called it the Egg Master

There is no sane universe where this should be a thing

REALITY IS CRUMBLING AROUND ME AND IT IS ALL EGG MAYONNAISE

@mavica yeah, it's very expensive for what it is

The MAT Watches Egg Master

It's a watch created for L'Association de Sauvegarde de l'Oeuf Mayonnaise (The Association for the Protection of Egg Mayonnaise)

It has a timer feature to boil the perfect egg

It's being released for this year's Eggs Mayonnaise World Championship

https://www.merairterre.com/en/accueil/204-egg-master.html

I am not making a single word of this up

@mavica *brings you some nice yummy batteries*

@envgen the reason is because they all have tea-making facilities so yeah, I can see that

hahahahahaha

y'know how rolex has long waitlists? well, they're by specific model

so now that they've released new models everyone who was on the waitlist for a sub now needs to sign up for the new waitlist

and their position on the waitlist doesn't carry over!

@mavica @revolverocelot wouldn't want to violate the gdpr by not keeping people's data around

it's only a commodore amiga if it's in charge of more than one ship at a time and has a fancy hat

@mavica not even making that up

that was his actual name and he was a massive prick

@mavica Ironically by someone named Mr. Schul