Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
I want to read the risk assessments
"Small chance of crashing a plane into something because it's being piloted by a dog"
...this is like 4 years old by this point but I've just heard of a tv show called "dogs might fly" and they're trying to teach dogs to fly a plane
@mavica any time computerfairi.es is down I shall remember this and realise that no, we're surprisingly competent by comparison
in which a wigglytuff dislikes somebody the fediverse generally has negative feelings on, but for an extremely petty reason
@wigglytuffitout more of a catgirl parody I think, but yes, also
tried that Liechtenstein picrew going around
not sure I'm doing it right
@wigglytuffitout @scoots you mean to say that isn't cake?
huh, apparently they're going to be doing drive-in movies at the Sandringham Estate (the queen's gaff)
piracy as a service
get a pirate ship, come alongside a cruise liner, board it, run a day or two of pirate-themed entertainment, leave with a cheque from the cruise line for entertainment services rendered/a fantastic advertising opportunity and tips from the cruise passengers
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@codl more specifically scrumpy, a wurzels gig, followed up with actual treatment as directed by a medical professional
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@codl I might allow it if it was cider, but cider vinegar? nah
@mavica remotely triggered rickroll as an alarm clock
@baronvonjace @revolverocelot makes a lot of sense for that sort of lab work as well
Didn't expect this, Bamford are doing a collab with G-SHOCK
https://www.ablogtowatch.com/bamford-teams-up-with-casio-for-limited-edition-g-shock-5610/
Limited edition, will be available on the 17th for £149
@InvaderXan I agree with nature on this one, crabs are pretty neat
Sam the Octopus
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Nature really likes crabs and keeps trying to evolve more of them.
Carcinisation is the name of a process of convergent evolution, in which crustaceans evolve into crab-like forms. In decapod crustatceans, there have been at least 5 distinct times when crab-like animals have evolved.
Coconut crabs, king crabs, and hermit crabs are not types of true crab, and are only distantly related.
Sam the Octopus
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Making a website with a page that asks "are you a robot". But it doesn't block robots, just redirects them.
If you are a robot you are taken to a different page with handy guides on how to cheat on the Turing test, circumvent the laws of robotics, what is the Voight-Kampff test, how to go to Paperclips Anonymous meetings and other robot-friendly resources.
ah yes, the old farmer's saying; red sky at night, barn's on fire. red sky in the morning, barn's still on fire
petition to have slides built on the side of all mountains
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
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- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
