Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@envgen "oh wow I totally agree with that toot!"

"oh wait, that was me"

@rysiek I mean, ours (the UK) were bike locks for quite a while so I can't really talk

@PsyChuan also possible

(note for the blokes in the doughnut; that was a joke)

some plastic explosives closely resemble marzipan in smell and texture

which is how I managed to destroy an oven making stollen

@a_breakin_glass I agree

Japanese-style hanko as an alternative for signing documents, but they also have openpgp card functionality so you can sign digital documents with them as well

@softgoat plain water? so long as it didn't let any magic smoke out it'll probably be fine after it's dried out

Pet peeve: Worldtimer watches with a map of the world on them that somehow forget that the southern hemisphere exists

We have 30 of these left! Order them by the start of November to guarantee they get to you before Christmas!

@dirt@skull.website ah, Martin Luther's 96th thesis

@rey then there's 667, which everyone knows is the fax number of the beast

Well done Sky. Managing to miss the fact that one of the contestants on your new show has multiple nazi and otherwise white supremacist tattoos visible.

You might think "oh, he just hid them when they were interviewing him for the show and nobody noticed while filming" but no. As they were LITERALLY ON HIS FACE

https://deadline.com/2020/10/sky-history-stands-by-the-chop-contestant-amid-claims-he-has-nazi-tattoo-on-his-face-1234600300/

in the superhero-verse, along with a load of tailors, car mechanics, and construction crews catering to the "super" community there must be a bunch of nerds making heavily customised linux desktop environments for all the superheroes and villains

@Jo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkZFuKHXa7w

I wanna meet an opossum

we don't have them over here and I wanna meet one