Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@melonchop in that case our codes of conduct weren't compatible so we set it to silence to avoid any content from there that people hadn't expressly opted into

@melonchop they're from instances that we've had trouble with in the past

don't worry, we're not looking at who wants to follow you, it's an automated thing

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COMPUTERFAIRI.ES!

4 years old and still running!

@auravulpes "think of a time when someone showed trust in you..."

apparently "[REDACTED]" isn't an appropriate answer

mixed raw vegetables in the shape of fursonas served as hors d'ouvre, or; cruwudités

@twitter@mastodon.technology COD WAR 4!

@violet another one of those out each side and you've made an inflatable waving tube person though!

MON CANARD EST EN FEU!

if you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day

a day in which it's far easier to teach him how to fish because he's not fucking starving to death

@Gargron you have to travel to the temple of outdated measurements and check against the ur-cup

@colon_three ah, you've found my plans for the christmas eve do then

@codl cheers

"Hey Pirithous, these two characters in this play would be sooooo cute together!"

it's the ship of Theseus

if chess is so good why isn't there chess 2?

Transbian Alliance has a new EP out!

It's good!

https://transbian.bandcamp.com/album/highway

@GreenandBlack okay, yeah, it's settled, extinction rebellion is definitely a black propaganda campaign run by oil companies