Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@grime_witch Addendum: When they're also exceptionally expressive (see Emilia Clarke)

@Elizafox eh, some people have different opinions on what "being a dick" means, might be best to spell it out to put off the ones who take a more liberal definition

It is just vague enough to stop people rules lawyering though

@benhamill @djsundog It would be pretty rad if a page started basic and then stayed there

The modern web with all the twiddly things is awful

Do not ask for whom the coyote rotates

It rotates for thee

@squirrel ooh, cool

@cypnk Oh yeah, Japan's a bizarre hodgepodge of legacy and bleeding edge tech

@cypnk I think the fax feature dates that more than anything else

@masklayer Aye, 'twas awful, lad

Had t' run cords everywhere for that fire back then

Not t' mention we was so poor we couldn't afford chimneys so we had t' carry t' smoke out in buckets

@shekkiesqueaks We'll burn that bridge when we get to it

@Elizafox Either that or the Daily Fail is going to have the massive headline "PAEDOPHILES ATTACK YOUR CHILD'S WIFI"

@Elizafox Yep, that's going to be fun if the press ever go into any detail on how the attack works

@squirrel *waves tentacles about in a hello-like fashion*

@squirrel hi!

Red sky at night, barn's on fire

Red sky in the morning, barn's still on fire

IT'S GOT A LITTLE PINK BOW TIE!!!

(android easter egg cat thing)

@grime_witch yorkshire

Because I'm lazy

@Siphonay if it doesn't have then computerfairi.es is better

@Elizafox must admit, didn't do latin in school