Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel All of those are just with the doodle pad?

Damn, guess I can't blame that for why I'm terrible at drawing any more then

@squirrel Just out of interest, which program(s) do you use for drawing stuff?

'cause I've just realised that Krita would be super on-brand for you (their mascot is a cybersquirrel)

@inmysocks World's best pseudorandom text generator there, put someone who doesn't know vi in front of it and tell them to exit it

@shekkiesqueaks You totally should, ed is awesome

I should probably not ingest so much bourbon in one evening

Or anything else for that matter, but I've been on a bourbon kick lately

I've only recently got a phone that has a fingerprint reader and despite the fact that it's insecure as hell it's also really convenient

@tcql@octodon.social Down with this sick filth

@vahnj I'm kinda miffed that it reinforces the stereotype of autistic people being really fucking good at some subject

I'm autistic and I'm dumb as fuck, where's the movie that shows that? /s

@grime_witch Addendum: When they're also exceptionally expressive (see Emilia Clarke)

@Elizafox eh, some people have different opinions on what "being a dick" means, might be best to spell it out to put off the ones who take a more liberal definition

It is just vague enough to stop people rules lawyering though

@benhamill @djsundog It would be pretty rad if a page started basic and then stayed there

The modern web with all the twiddly things is awful

Do not ask for whom the coyote rotates

It rotates for thee

@squirrel ooh, cool

@cypnk Oh yeah, Japan's a bizarre hodgepodge of legacy and bleeding edge tech

@cypnk I think the fax feature dates that more than anything else

@masklayer Aye, 'twas awful, lad

Had t' run cords everywhere for that fire back then

Not t' mention we was so poor we couldn't afford chimneys so we had t' carry t' smoke out in buckets

@shekkiesqueaks We'll burn that bridge when we get to it

@Elizafox Either that or the Daily Fail is going to have the massive headline "PAEDOPHILES ATTACK YOUR CHILD'S WIFI"