Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@SarcasmKid @Gargron hmm... mastodon debates... or... mastdebates?

@squirrel NEW! From the people who brought you the MPL-1 robot squirrel bun, the new 16-bit microcomputer for all your needs, the PEP-11!

@Sargoth it really, really is

I honestly have no idea why I'm so entertained with the android cat easter egg considering it's basically just "My house simulator"

@noelle Maybe it thinks you're looking for a starch?

@SarcasmKid AN OLIVIA AND/OR CAT SOFA!

Oh my god

http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/10376615/

IT'S A LITTLE CAT SOFA!

https://computerfairi.es/media/XuVmu4o2SzBE4whqJEc

@sophia@cybre.space That's just from them having a bunch of gear left over from their government contract with The Laundry

@ticky Hey, you take whatever the bucket-o-keyboards provides

@Elizafox and our cold, dead, blackened hearts 🖤

@ticky I... Uh... May have connected a keyboard to my phone before

In my defence I was doing a lot of typing and the on-screen keyboard sucks okay?

@shekkiesqueaks dunno, I'm still waiting for an explanation

@shekkiesqueaks Not at all, maybe 8

@tcql@octodon.social @shekkiesqueaks HOW DID YOU GET MY PRIVATE KEY?

@Lingondraken @vahnj In German it's "schlange", which is also what a queue is called so as a Brit I love the word even more

@shekkiesqueaks space sheks are good sheks

Also all sheks, but notably space sheks

@shekkiesqueaks spaceborks... SPACE SHORKS

@shekkiesqueaks Oh wait, gotta translate that for the americans, aubergine = eggplant