Suggestion I'm not going to send to the unicode consortium because they'd beat me up for making them do more emoji bullshit instead of supporting actual languages:
SANDWICH EMOJI! New zero-width joiner, can be used in conjunction with 🍞 and any number of ingredients 🥓 🥗 🍅 in order to form an emojo of a sandwich with those fillings!
@squirrel PAWS!
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@squirrel oooohhh yes please
@Elizafox I was expecting anything other than naked pictures
It's like when anyone posts an image claiming to be "their ass" I always assume it's a picture of a donkey
@ajroach42 I'd probably put that more in the wrist-mounted gadget category than a watch but that's cool as hell
@ajroach42 digital watches are still good, casio actually still makes a bunch of their more retro designs, might be worth looking at those
@ajroach42 Oh yeah, the SNK809 has a clear caseback so you can see the movement from the back, that'll get you hooked if nothing else will seeing all those little gears moving around
@ajroach42 That's how it starts
I mostly buy new because vintage is a minefield
If you're after a mechanical watch then Seiko is a good start, the Seiko SNK809 is pretty much everyone's first automatic, they're great value and you can find them for £70-80
Or if you want a dive watch there's the SKX007 which is about 200 quid, fully rated for diving, and in my opinion looks pretty damn nice
@bea maple and mark knopfler explain mastodon
@squirrel okay, yeah, those are a fantastic addition 
@squirrel There's
, what else do we need?
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple