Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Concerned_Catgirl @Elizafox Yeah, I can not tell the difference between most of those

Them's some bad flags

Bloody hell

Paul Newman's Paul Newman Daytona just sold for $15.5 million

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/paul-newmans-paul-newman-daytona-hands-on

@a_breakin_glass Very, very annoyed

Mostly at myself for not checking the bleedin obvious first

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I've just spent the past hour trying to figure out why the fuck I couldn't install the JSON module for Perl on my phone

Turns out it was because I didn't have make installed

WHY THE EVERLOVING FUCK DOESN'T TERMUX HAVE MAKE INSTALLED BY DEFAULT AND WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I THINK TO CHECK EARLIER

@squirrel Ken Jennings would become the greatest hacker in all the land

@Jasper_Ben@linuxrocks.online @SarcasmKid There's some good stuff around, but for the most part I sadly have to agree with you

@Elizafox greens are heavy and clicky, those are probably closest to something that would suit you

@SarcasmKid Fuck off do they, give me some proper English cheese any day

@SarcasmKid OO AY LEZ MACCY D'S?

@archangelic@cybre.space Logo is a mastodon's trunk appearing from underneath water holding a cell phone

@tipsytentacle @Vann@glitch.social As a representative of Europe, we'd prefer they didn't

I hear Russia's nice?

@squirrel That might be down to hardware support, with thinkpads being as popular as they are I'd hazard a guess they've seen a lot more optimisation time than other brands of laptop

@squirrel Depends a lot on the OS on it, linux is great, but my dad uses a far more recent laptop than mine and it runs slow as molasses on windows 10

@squirrel Heh, welcome to the cult of thinkpads

@Dex Not the trap door, but Colin Furze built the bed part https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVzn1pl4nlo

@SarcasmKid

Admiral Motti: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden fort-...
[Vader makes a pinching motion and Motti starts choking]
Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Admiral Motti: Oh yes choke me daddy
Governor Tarkin: Uh... I'm just gonna leave

@squirrel 👋 🐙

@squirrel HI MAPLE!