Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@masklayer @djsundog Bring back cloaks, they're blankets with hoods

@Elizafox what's the difference?

As someone with a quite possibly larger than absolutely necessary collection of things-what-tell-time, DST is rather annoying

@Siphonay@octodon.social Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to @SarcasmKid !

May the day be full of fun and presents and good things

Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.

"ejecting" USB drives implies something far cooler than it is

After pressing that button the drive should shoot out of the computer with tiny rockets and then land on a little parachute

@tipsytentacle I, for one, welcome our new bizarre bird-muppet overlords

@SarcasmKid why is it that any time I see that word I think some sort of girl-camcorder hybrid person and not a cybrestripper

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social @bea Barely exist 'round these parts

You either get the bus or pay an arm and a leg for a taxi

Or hire a minibus if there's a lot of you

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social I hadn't considered that that might not be a thing any more

Back when I was doing bar work I'd just have customers ask me to call a taxi for them

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social With ours they just decided to move in and we're dumb enough to keep feeding them because they're adorable

@squirrel You are to us

Hey @masklayer, it's a bit early but it might take a while for delivery

I've found the perfect christmas tree for you

https://computerfairi.es/media/zillE7bCDmQHufwc0vM

@ajroach42 ...embedded audio and video?

I was not aware that was a thing people put in ebooks

Can't help you there I'm afraid

@Vann@glitch.social @Gargron I'd agree with top right

@ajroach42 pandoc? Depends what sort of more involved kinds of things you want to do

@shekkiesqueaks That's legit a great idea

@djsundog woo! Relevance!

Wouldn't be surprised if the fluffy elephant friends got some small yellow bird friends shortly

@Elizafox Oh that isn't antique...

Wait...

THAT WAS SIX YEARS AGO?!