Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@noelle @Nine @Skirmisher @aprrrl Ah, that'd be it
Looks bloody weird, Worcestershire Sauce labels should be orange damnit!
@noelle @Nine @Skirmisher @aprrrl Probably just some strange different packaging in america or something, in the UK the labels are bright orange
@noelle @Nine @Skirmisher @aprrrl Labels are the wrong colour, otherwise 10/10
Guess how you pronounce "Bristol"
Also acceptable: brizzle
Guess how you pronounce "Bristol"
Nope, wrong, it's bristle
@Nine 'round these parts it's closer to "wussturshur"
@garbados Oh shit, are those crazy sods still operating?
@garbados Great up until you piss off some country with a navy
@squirrel oh who put you on silent mode again?
*flicks switch back to normal mode*
@bentosmile She stole the bloody milk as well!
You've tried pineapples, oats, yams, and squirty cream. Now try
God please no more food related memes
@bentosmile Yes
Invented by Margaret Thatcher as well
(no, really, she was on the team that invented soft-serve ice cream)
@theoutrider @tom @luluberlu It tastes of orange
The colour, not the fruit
@Sargoth@cybre.space there aren't enough hard drives in the world to hold that
@cassolotl@cybre.space Actually a fair few of them use suet in the mincemeat, check beforehand
@Gargron Literally further, redo the Bebo "A Message from Earth" thing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Message_from_Earth
(Bebo users voted on messages to send to Gliese 581c and they hired time on a radio telescope to send it there)
(If there is life there, they're going to be very confused in twelve years)
@Gargron is the patreon large enough to hire social media "influencers" yet?
'cause if so, that
Or you could have money for food, your choice
Well this is dumb as hell
The Nintendo Switch download version of LA Noire doesn't fit on a Nintendo Switch
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
