Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel I've been telling the devs to put in an improved fast-travel system for years but the bastards never listen

@squirrel @Vann@glitch.social @ashkitten@dev.glitch.social @turbodragon [screams in octopus] (it sounds something like "blubbbbbbbbb")

If you're new and worried about "flooding the timeline with ..." don't be

Have you seen the garbage the rest of us toot?

@Xkeeper one better, installing it on one of those usb armory things

@VOID yeah, sure

@Earthnuker "Come to mastodon, we've got a coyote that spins, adorable woodland creatures, sharks, shapes, and even an infinite void!"

@squirrel I think you're doing a great job with it, screw those other people

@squirrel good plan

Actually, s/mansion/island, you get more land that could have things built on

Actual good idea: telepresence robots for rent in major cities all around the world

Want to meet up with a friend the other side of the world? Rent a robot for a couple of hours!

Issues needing solutions:
Theft
Vandalism
Me not having enough money to make it happen

@gcupc@glitch.social oh I'm sure we can get at least 1200 baud running on that

@squirrel

@squirrel

I wonder if @squirrel has an API

curl -X POST -d '{"description":"Request to blobpat", "from":"octopus"}' https://api.squirrel.squirrel/blobpats

or something

@kakyoin A list of who here isn't gay would be a lot shorter

tired: the well-tempered clavier
wired: the bad-tempered clavier

"fine, I'll play you some fucking music"