Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@benhamill I call 'em "fuckin massive buildings" meself

@squirrel you can probably do it with xrandr

@Gargron think so, people should just use the other instances until the main ones are up

oh wait

@Elizafox Don't we already have the ending?

I seem to recall @HTHR@cybre.space made it

@djsundog Where can I redeem this voucher for a free hexafriend?

@TrollDecker @er1n @jk Did they hit them slowly, hit them quick?

@TrollDecker I can't even think of any "anti-cis slurs"

There probably should be some though

Uh... "putrid cis-ts"? That'll do to get started

@candle @ardaniel Not to mention Thatcher

@ajhackwith Go back in 20 minutes later, "YOU DIDN'T SAY ABOUT HOT CHOCOLATE!"

@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net It's to be expected when you've had a millennia of punch-ups with the neighbours

@theZacAttacks@cybre.space You could put one together yourself for even cheaper, it's just a T400 with libreboot flashed on there and a different wifi card

@squirrel I can say that thinkpads are fine with stickers

Well this is the dumbest thing I've seen today

http://kryptonwatch.com/en/our-shop/krypton-watches/schroedinger1936/

It's a watch, WITH A PLATE OVER THE DIAL SO YOU CAN'T SEE THE TIME

IT FAILS AT THE MOST ESSENTIAL FEATURE OF A WATCH, WHICH IS BEING ABLE TO TELL THE GODDAMN TIME

@squirrel AWESOME

@deformedcircus Was that set at christmas?

'cause Die Hard was, and that makes it a christmas movie

@deformedcircus Die Hard

@ajroach42 Oh yeah, year would do nicely for the magazines

I suppose you could do it alphabetical for the music, probably still not ideal though