Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel sup?

@squirrel I think they do, few bugs maybe, but when they're working well they work really well

@squirrel Well, I mean, I assume you are, I think robosquirbun brains work similarly

@squirrel The human brain has part of the day where it makes new connections and goes over previous experiences to file them and understand them properly

That sounds like learning to me

That bit happens when you're asleep, so you're already on it!

@djsundog Yeah, we should have constantly replenishing teeth like sharks, that'd be awesome

Other sites: "I disagree with what you said, I'LL SEND YOU DEATH THREATS"

Mastodon: "I disagree with what you said, I'M GOING TO SEND YOU A CAKE WITH SNARK WRITTEN ON IT IN DELICIOUS ICING"

Next April we should really send Lance Ulanoff something

Maybe a cake with "Mastodon's not dead yet motherfucker" on it

@squirrel is now l33t!

@tom [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf --no-preserve-root / || echo *Click*

@HTHR@cybre.space Hey, I don't have any I don't use...

Hang on

Wait, yes I do, forgot about that one

@djsundog Ah, so your garage is the court of the crimson king, always wondered where that was

Christmas gift idea: A nicely leather bound book of the giftee's finest shitposts

@tcql@octodon.social I think most of us are just taking the piss for the sake of taking the piss

@CoyoteWags blub

Huh... counter.social accepts connections from digital ocean droplets

Probably from all other cloud/vps providers as well

So.... all this blocking IP ranges to "prevent foreign government interference" can be bypassed for 5 bucks

10/10 thinking it through there chummer

*glances at the discourse*

Fucking yanks

@benhamill I call 'em "fuckin massive buildings" meself