Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel *offers headpats*

@oceangrunge What do you mean you're not going as a porg?!

@MightyPork@dev.glitch.social I can

It's delightful

@vantablack ...yay?

Go for all the chinese food you can though, it's awesome

@TrollDecker @Concerned_Catgirl DOGTOPUS

@TrollDecker @Concerned_Catgirl The puritans who settled america aren't exactly known as a creative bunch

@Concerned_Catgirl To be fair there is a London, Ontario

name: Sam
signs: 🚯 🚳
blood type: liquid

pronouns: don't care, he/him/his is fine
orientation: facing north
relationships: none :(
education: read a book once

occupation: nope, just visiting

hobbies: shitposting, more shitposting, looking at watches

interests: shitposting, cute things, techy shit

There's an ad campaign on UK TV at the moment about the dangers of having all your personal information on social media

It includes the line "Be careful what you share, because someone could make a lot of money being you"

*glances at my bank accounts*

Yeah, good luck with that chummer

@squirrel sup?

@squirrel I think they do, few bugs maybe, but when they're working well they work really well

@squirrel Well, I mean, I assume you are, I think robosquirbun brains work similarly

@squirrel The human brain has part of the day where it makes new connections and goes over previous experiences to file them and understand them properly

That sounds like learning to me

That bit happens when you're asleep, so you're already on it!

@djsundog Yeah, we should have constantly replenishing teeth like sharks, that'd be awesome

Other sites: "I disagree with what you said, I'LL SEND YOU DEATH THREATS"

Mastodon: "I disagree with what you said, I'M GOING TO SEND YOU A CAKE WITH SNARK WRITTEN ON IT IN DELICIOUS ICING"

Next April we should really send Lance Ulanoff something

Maybe a cake with "Mastodon's not dead yet motherfucker" on it

@squirrel is now l33t!

@tom [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf --no-preserve-root / || echo *Click*

@HTHR@cybre.space Hey, I don't have any I don't use...

Hang on

Wait, yes I do, forgot about that one