Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

When @blackle@dev.glitch.social orders packs of playing cards they arrive consisting only of three suits; clubs, spades, and diamonds

That's because everyone knows you don't send hearts to blackle

Fun fact: The pirate accent we're all used to is in fact a mish-mash of various West Country accents (especially Cornwall, South Devon, and Bristol Channel)

This is entirely because Robert Newton used an accent like that when he played Long John Silver in the 1950 film of Treasure Island

This means that to the untrained ear everyone from the region sounds like either farmers or pirates

@Elizafox *lowers the mainbrace* arrr, we knows when we's not welcome

Well, this is dumb

https://bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugreport.cgi?bug=882085

@Elizafox You're a catfox!

@Elizafox needs more granularity in scoring

Score it out of 10 :elizathink:'s

consider: anteaters

@squirrel *offers headpats*

@oceangrunge What do you mean you're not going as a porg?!

@MightyPork@dev.glitch.social I can

It's delightful

@vantablack ...yay?

Go for all the chinese food you can though, it's awesome

@TrollDecker @Concerned_Catgirl DOGTOPUS

@TrollDecker @Concerned_Catgirl The puritans who settled america aren't exactly known as a creative bunch

@Concerned_Catgirl To be fair there is a London, Ontario

name: Sam
signs: 🚯 🚳
blood type: liquid

pronouns: don't care, he/him/his is fine
orientation: facing north
relationships: none :(
education: read a book once

occupation: nope, just visiting

hobbies: shitposting, more shitposting, looking at watches

interests: shitposting, cute things, techy shit

There's an ad campaign on UK TV at the moment about the dangers of having all your personal information on social media

It includes the line "Be careful what you share, because someone could make a lot of money being you"

*glances at my bank accounts*

Yeah, good luck with that chummer