Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel hell fucking yeah you are

@masklayer GOTY 2017

@gaditb (and also counter.social accepts connections from most vps/cloud providers so you can get around the block for 5 bucks

no government has that amount of money lying around right?)

Plan for after winning the lotto

1. Buy empty tower block in a major world city
2. Free (or cheap as possible) rent for mastodon users
3. MASTO HOUSE
4. ???
5. ???
6. Probably awful memes

@HTHR@cybre.space careful with that one, if you sound too much like Foghorn Leghorn @jk might start throwing his cluckers around again

@kibi I hear they're selling a dongle for that now

@cooler_ranch Heh, apparently people think I toot good things then

I have no idea why

@IlexysCrowe Honestly that's the first thing that crosses my mind every time I hear that word

@jk it's all the same bug, you rebooted it

Everything was nice and cosy and comfortable and you rebooted it

You monster

With the way the wind looks like it's blowing, I'm wondering if I should get some spare ethernet cables before the americans start ordering them in bulk and reading up on bgp

Apparently "World Hello Day" both exists, and is today (2017-11-21)

So uh... hello?

@PlushRumpus Paging @blackle@dev.glitch.social

@masklayer TUUUUUUUUUUBE

GRITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY YELLOW ANTI-SLIP MACHINEY

@Concerned_Catgirl Proposal's available along with an explanation of why

https://www.unicode.org/L2/L2014/14213-skin-tone-mod.pdf

@Concerned_Catgirl because a committee decided it would be more inclusive than just having default yellow

I think the minutes of that meeting are available somewhere

Added pronouns to bio because normalising that seems like a good idea