Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel Well, I made a joke about "y'know what? The web sucks, let's just go back to gopher" and suddenly a lot of people started talking about gopher

I'm pretty sure that was coincidence or baader-meinhof but there's a small possibility it may have been my fault

@Vann@glitch.social THERE'S A @squirrel AMIIBO?!?

@squirrel well, you do now

Considering the conduct of some people on the timeline, it may be worthwhile applying scotchguard to the squirrel

After doing research I've found that there is no campaign like that (thankfully) but "White Friday" is a thing in the Middle East which is a cynical rip-off of black friday amended for the local market

I wonder if any idiot racists have decried the existence of Black Friday and demanded a similar "White Friday"

@ajroach42 everything was normal and then oh shit people turned into elves and trolls and dwarves and shit

and there are dragons now

also magic

and the rest of the world is some cyberpunk thing

@squirrel aw :(

@squirrel I'll give you ten bucks to work the phrase "cray cray" into the report

Just appalling safety standards on this railway

@squirrel let me help!

bzzzzzzzzzz

Godamnit, why did I download the animal crossing phone game?

I'M NEVER GOING TO GET ANYTHING DONE NOW

@TrollDecker Oh yeah, neither side is blameless in this

It's just the tories seem to be doing intentionally rather than blair's labour doing it mostly by accident

@TrollDecker The sadder thing is that by the time it might be standard we may no longer have an NHS because tories gonna tory

@TrollDecker I think some pharmacies will put it in for you every time it's due but yeah, that should be a thing that's standard

From what I understand this animal crossing pocket camp game consists of building a place where various animals turn up and hang out

This is Mastodon Admin: The Game isn't it?

Fizziwig found a box!