Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel Considering the padding and and leatherette covers I can only assume so

Seriously, I have like, 100+ feet of paracord lying around and no fucking idea why I have it or when it appeared

Shopping bags not TACTICOOL enough for you?

Try the new OctoTac Elite Grocery Carrier, with 24 feet of paracord!

Alternatively, this is what happens when I'm bored, find some bag handles uncomfortable, and remember I have an obscene amount of cordage in a cupboard for some reason

are we back on oats now?

@Vann@glitch.social @squirrel Some of them?

All of them. BUY ALL THE ALBUMS

@VOID while that's a perfectly good human there, I was expecting pictures of yourself, the endless void

Fuck printers

That is all

@squirrel HI MAPLE!

Scores:
42% male
33% feminine

Result: undifferentiated-androgynous

If I were the type to put much stock in online personality tests I'd say that might explain a fair bit

@squirrel Well, I made a joke about "y'know what? The web sucks, let's just go back to gopher" and suddenly a lot of people started talking about gopher

I'm pretty sure that was coincidence or baader-meinhof but there's a small possibility it may have been my fault

@Vann@glitch.social THERE'S A @squirrel AMIIBO?!?

@squirrel well, you do now

Considering the conduct of some people on the timeline, it may be worthwhile applying scotchguard to the squirrel

After doing research I've found that there is no campaign like that (thankfully) but "White Friday" is a thing in the Middle East which is a cynical rip-off of black friday amended for the local market

I wonder if any idiot racists have decried the existence of Black Friday and demanded a similar "White Friday"

@ajroach42 everything was normal and then oh shit people turned into elves and trolls and dwarves and shit

and there are dragons now

also magic

and the rest of the world is some cyberpunk thing

@squirrel aw :(

@squirrel I'll give you ten bucks to work the phrase "cray cray" into the report