Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@Elizafox Vague religious-sounding ramblings as the base of core decisions?
Yep, seems on-brand to me
@squirrel I'm pretty sure thinkpads are just magic
Breaking kayfabe
@Elizafox push that shit until it stops being funny to you
breaking kayfabe
@Elizafox Fuck it, I'll treat it as legit, you are now officially the Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico as confirmed by some brit on the internet
A PROCLAMATION
@Elizafox ALL HAIL DISCORDIA
@kaniini because terminator 2 made a lot of money
@Elizafox YOU DID IT! YOU WON ED!
gender(?)
@bea Personally I don't really have gender as any part of my core identity, it's more like "I am a sentient entity and I guess I fit in that box there if you want to classify me by that"
gender(?)
Doesn't help that "masculinity" and "femininity" are such poorly-defined concepts
Humanity, if you're going to create a social construct it wouldn't kill you to document that shit properly for those of us who turned up late to the party
gender(?)
Okay, so, I generally reevaluate my starting assumptions every so often
One of the things I was double-checking this time around was "What gender are you"
My usual answer is "A bloke I guess, haven't thought about it", which isn't really an answer but more of a "dunno"
So, after research (which may have included googling "just what is this gender shit anyway") and a reasonable amount of introspection, looks like I may be classified closer to non-binary
So, uh, that may be a thing
uspol question
@Elizafox I think people are just setting the bar lower now
@jk ask them for examples and see if they give you their credit card info
@squirrel HI SQUIRREL!
@Elizafox @sydneyfalk Hey, imagine how puritan some areas would be if we hadn't sent a bunch of criminals over to balance it out a bit
Just didn't manage to send enough over is all
@TrollDecker Looks a little more incredulous
More like SPACESHIP!? 
Sam the Octopus
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Thoth, in Greek, would be Θώθ. And since Θώθ is the God of knowledge, "Θώθ, what's this?!" is an entirely appropriate question.
@Elizafox you're a catfox thing
@HTHR@cybre.space @Sylvhem I think I'd put it down as a kind of smartness
Maybe one of the more obscure smartnesses, like being smart at underwater basket weaving
@HTHR@cybre.space @Sylvhem Well, you're also kinda fantastic at tooting, so make that at least two things
*someone sends me something*
Them: Can you sign this for me and send it back please?
*signs with pgp key, emails it back*
Them: I meant with a pen you nerd motherfucker
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
