Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel CUUUUUUUBE

@squirrel If I had the money I'd employ you full time to do just that

But I don't so I'll just have to buy all the albums and singles you make

Well, I say new, new to me anyway

Asus eeepc 900 or something, turned up with xp installed, had to dig around for linux install media that still supports x86

Octopus has acquired a new laptop! (and terrible lighting)

@squirrel if stackexchange is anything to go by, nobody else knows what they're doing either

@squirrel It sounds like a reasonable question to me, I just know sweet fuck-all about java

@squirrel what's most confusing is that if they're just going by the most spoken language in the entire continent they're still wrong

@mkosler well, octopus obviously

@ashkitten@dev.glitch.social as a placeholder you've got to put up an image of the space core from portal

@squirrel it really was, just the look on Gordon's face after he lost to a slightly drunk James May

@squirrel speaking of, my favourite James May moment is when he won a cooking contest against Gordon Ramsay

(he wrote "cock" in peas on the top of the fish pie)

Katie Hopkins has "left Mail Online by mutual consent" (read: been sacked)

Good, hopefully the sack of shit will now fade into obscurity

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