Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@tom #! was pretty damn awesome

@typhlosion I would certainly watch the hell out of that

@squirrel WOO! HELL YEAH!

As a measure of how Strong and Stable™️ the UK government is, after GQ released their Jan/Feb cover with "Election Special" written on it we're all sitting here wondering if they mean the local government elections or if they know something we don't

@cassolotl@cybre.space local government elections maybe?

Although Morgan Stanley are predicting a 2018 general election so they might know something we don't

Apparently the UK Foreign Office is now telling governments to ignore whatever the Foreign Minister says because he's an idiot

The Civil Service may save us yet

Sir Humphrey would be proud

So, bitcoin reached 11k/coin recently

Then crashed by over 20%

The Bitcoin users are saying this is fine

Are they entirely fucking insane?

@squirrel true fact, I use the phrase "Burn that bridge when we get to it" far more often than the proper version

@chosafine@instance.business If you still think tortillas are better, it wasn't truly good bread

Get yourself some rye bread if you need something substantial, some boule if you like crust, brioche for something sweet, sourdough is always lovely, a big slab of white bloomer with a ploughman's, ciabatta for paninis

Fuck I love bread

@chosafine@instance.business That just lets me know that you've never had good bread

Thing I want but have no ability to make:

Console web browser with support for CSS, JavaScript, and images

Basically a modern web browser that doesn't need x running

Also it should support gopher

@Vann@glitch.social SAME

Week off, lots of snacks, entire run of Voyager

@grime_witch Oh yeah, I'm far from an expert as well, but from the hollywood movies I recall that mention Mexico or Mexicans it's either Dia de Muertos or about cartels

@grime_witch state of the world as it is I'm taking anything not being as bad as it possibly could be as a win

But yeah, Hollywood has some work to do on the representation of Mexican people

@grime_witch suppose it could be worse, they could all be about Cinco de Mayo

@squirrel noticed: squirrel