Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel YAY SQUIRRELFRIEND

@revenant Is the Wu-tang-heist-with-Bill-Murray clause still in effect?

LB: ONE MILLION USERS

(okay, it's less than that not counting people who have left and alt accounts, but it's still a pretty number)

@fruchtblase@cybre.space yeah, it's called the kama sutra

My condolences to our comrades working retail and/or hospitality

The christmas music has started

@Vann@glitch.social *while lobbing a molotov* Don't forget, we've got complimentary copies of the communist manifesto in the lobby, they're next to the fursuits

@chosafine@instance.business I recall some people making something called Jasper or something which is similar to alexa/siri/google home and is open source

@chosafine@instance.business Hey, you could get a several year old thinkpad and put a relatively easy to use linux distro on there as well!

Chromebook's probably easier though

@tom #! was pretty damn awesome

@typhlosion I would certainly watch the hell out of that

@squirrel WOO! HELL YEAH!

As a measure of how Strong and Stable™️ the UK government is, after GQ released their Jan/Feb cover with "Election Special" written on it we're all sitting here wondering if they mean the local government elections or if they know something we don't

@cassolotl@cybre.space local government elections maybe?

Although Morgan Stanley are predicting a 2018 general election so they might know something we don't

Apparently the UK Foreign Office is now telling governments to ignore whatever the Foreign Minister says because he's an idiot

The Civil Service may save us yet

Sir Humphrey would be proud

So, bitcoin reached 11k/coin recently

Then crashed by over 20%

The Bitcoin users are saying this is fine

Are they entirely fucking insane?