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@envgen I'd say people would be more likely to line the motorcade route holding bricks than american flags

They'd be real bricks though

hello

(very badly drawn, you try drawing with a thinkpad nub mousey thing)

more pol stuff (-) 

@chosafine@instance.business now seems like the time to put a price on your dignity

Comes to all of us eventually, mine's depressingly low

@squirrel yay paws!

I have wibbly wobbly tentacles

*wiggles said tentacles about a bit*

@dog They'll open the safe deposit box it's stored in and find only a simple note

"We got here first
~ Wu-Tang Clan and Bill Murray"

@Gargron just get some of the dragons milling about to give you some fire

Hey @squirrel, just wondering, are hours longer where you live?

'cause "squirrel-chan's fuck up hour" seems like a consistently inaccurate title 😛

@squirrel "Hail Shopkeep! I would most like to acquire some Glorg™️, are you able to assist me in this noble quest?"

us pol, trump 

@turbodragon Mike Flynn (former National Security Adviser) has pled guilty to lying to the FBI, and is now cooperating fully with the Mueller investigation

Considering the wide array of things they could have got him on, it looks like a plea deal for some massively interesting information

politics 

🎶 On the first day of Christmas Rob Mueller gave to me
🎶 A Mike Flynn guilty plea

Aldi are currently selling jeroboams of prosecco

I kinda want a fuck-off huge bottle of wine but I'd be the only bugger drinking it and as strong as my constitution is I'm not sure it can gracefully handle 3 litres of wine in one sitting

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