Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social most likely yeah, I'd still very much like to have one though

Maybe if they fat-finger something and do a 99% off deal

@ryusei *stares at house*

I can live in a computer right?

@squirrel awww good kitty

Now this is shiny looking

https://system76.com/desktops/leopard

Up to 4 GPUs, up to 512GB of RAM, and up to 72TB of storage

@bea @ninjawedding screw that, I'm putting a feature in my music player that does play/pause any time you hit it

I will also require a leather jacket

@bea it works, if you need additional tables consider thingy and thinger as table names

@quark@tenforward.social I'm just wondering what the Trek equivalent of the n word is, because you know that's going to be heavily featured

@turbodragon I mean, I suppose it counts as a two for one deal as you can also shit in the box it was delivered in

@turbodragon That's... That's literally a camo-print cardboard box

@squirrel alternatively: BUNRREL!

@squirrel SQUIRBUN!

@squirrel @noelle @Jo huh, not sure where that came from, it's mostly hazelnut with some chocolate and vanilla flavours

@squirrel @noelle @Jo well, it's a hazelnut liqueur, what else are you going to give a squirrel?

@noelle @Jo @squirrel also frangelico might be on-brand

@squirrel @Jo @noelle *notes down "When hosting a squirrel, be sure to stock vodka, rum, wine, and sundries for mixing vodka and rum drinks"*

Hey @Elizafox, can you start referring to the Interlinked Foundation as just "The Foundation" so I can pretend you're talking about the SCP Foundation?

@paulfree14 on second thought the long answer can be boiled down to "or they might be an idiot"

@paulfree14 short answer, yes

long answer, not necessarily, might just be someone who a) thinks that a global internet is a problem because "bad governments" can potentially sockpuppet on twitter and b) geographic ip blocks work

@paulfree14 Nope, not missing anything, that's exactly what it is

Also you can access it from the IP ranges of various VPS and cloud providers so "hostile foreign governments" could get around the block for five bucks