Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@cypnk I'd probably just attach the bottle opener to the forearm so it can be used without having to grip it in robot fingers

Besides, why have a cool cybernetic arm if you can't use it like a swiss army knife?

@HTHR@cybre.space I'm disappointed you didn't hide the Tim Allen AEUHHH? in there somewhere

@bringles@glitch.social @edensaesthetic they're like beanie babies

except digital, and you can breed two together to get another one

On the @squirrel stream I look away for 5 seconds and return to a screen announcing "It's MR PANTS!"

Yep, that seems about right

@grime_witch Also, downloading Limewire Pro from Limewire

@brokenfingers oh fuck that'd be hilarious

Don't tell anyone in the audience about the twist, just a normal performance of waiting for godot, but he turns up five minutes in saying "sorry I kept you waiting" and they all exit the stage

@jk while I enjoy having baps thrust in my general direction, I didn't quite expect this

@squirrel lesbun?

@cassolotl@cybre.space Don't forget that in parliament they mostly favoured remain, it's just political suicide to actually say so at this point

@Jessiscah @oceangrunge @slimekat it's the Hannah Montana linux distro

Yes, someone did indeed make that

For sale: uhhhh.... fucc

@jk eh, with the volatility it might be the better investment for like, 5 minutes on tuesday

@zwol @elomatreb@glitch.social @jk true, but usually not when we're near enough to look closely

Still a silly idea though

For sale: Baby, never used