Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

tired: merchandising
wired MECHANISING

this is my mech, a human suit

I'm actually a small octopus piloting this thing that looks like your average human-type body

@dolfsquare we don't put much effort into memes these days as we tend to kill them within about 30 minutes

@dolfsquare we say "this is my mech, " then add something silly at the end as its name

That's pretty much all there is to it

this is my mech, bob

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(to the tune of Beethoven's Fifth)

@kepstin If I ever find myself in need of a kilt I know what pattern I'm getting it in

@tom Holy crap that is cool as hell

@er1n very Wednesday Adams, I like it

The phrase "so hip they can barely see over their pelvis" should be used more often

@noelle @squirrel @LaserScheme I have no idea what doorcrimes are but they sound cool

Apparently the London Underground is suffering delays and suspended services due to... snow?

IT'S UNDERGROUND FOR FUCK'S SAKE, HOW CAN THE MINIMAL AMOUNT OF SNOW BE FUCKING IT UP?!

WE'RE EVIDENTLY REALLY BAD AT THIS WINTER THING

On the news: "OH MY GOD TRAVEL CHAOS THERE'S SNOW AND COLD TEMPERATURES AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE"

This is winter. It happens every year. You'd have thought people would have gotten used to it by now.

Christmas decoration status: done

@jessiscah24 Local: "Apocalypse? What apocalypse?"

Player: "The one with the nukes, y'know the ones that turned all this into a radioactive wasteland"

Local: "It's always looked like this, and what radiation?"

Player: "YOUR KIDS HAVE 6 TOES AND WEBBED FEET, THAT RADIATION"

NPC Companion: "Uh... That bit's inbreeding"